no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do vagina's smell?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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