I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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