You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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