Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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