I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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