They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
whose parrot is this?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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