dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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