he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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