how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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