wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The power of my boobs compel you
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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