office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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