You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Damn victory sex feels great
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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