shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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