so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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