Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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