I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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