Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
everyone is single if you try hard enough
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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