how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
