Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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