Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize