Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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