Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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