She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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