we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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