only if we run a train.
done.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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