Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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