the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
