its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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