I'm really into asian looking animals
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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