Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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