After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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