oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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