dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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