I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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