Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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