Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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