PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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