Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize