in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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