Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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