We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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