Sponge bath it is.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I want a musical about memes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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