matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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