I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm like, not good at living.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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