That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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