We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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