coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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