i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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