he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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