Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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