critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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