I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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