Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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