We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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